"Mexican Food"

So y'all know the rumors about the north having terrible Mexican food? It is unquestionably, depressingly true...


Last night I went to see the new Twilight movie with my roommate's special lady friend and she suggested a Mexican restaurant before. I thought "how bad could it be?" and I was curious, so we went.


First of all they give us "chips and salsa", pretty standard right? So why did I insert quotation marks?


nacho chips that you would find at a baseball park ≠ corn tortilla chips freshly made
tomato paste with a couple veggies thrown in ≠ salsa
and thus... Boston "chips and salsa" ≠ any kind of conceivable chips and f***ing salsa!!!!

to make matters worse with the "chips and salsa" situation there was no tomatillo green sauce in sight (Jen didn't even know wtf I was talking about when I inquired about it)


So next I take a look at the menu...I usually get an enchilada dinner, with beans and rice. There are NO enchiladas on the menu. The menu basically consisted or burritos, tacos and quesadillas. Those were my options. I don't even think they had beans and rice...


So I order the veggie quesadilla, how bad can that be right? How the hell do you fuck up a quesadilla? You f*** it up by not putting the cheese on the INSIDE of the quesdailla. These dumbasses put the veggies in between two of the worst tasting tortillas know to man and melted some cheddar cheese on top of the "quesadilla." They didn't even bother to cut the thing up for me, or give me a means of doing so. Oh and this whole time, there are these two ladies sitting next to us raving about how great this place was... 


Something else I took note of was that Dos XX was the same price as Tecate and Negra Modelo...I guess by the time the imports get up there it's all the same to them...idk


Well, that's all I really have time for tonight. Are things this bad in Colorado Lauren?
-Sam